I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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