they need to just BURY HIM!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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