You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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