Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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