Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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