do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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