bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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