Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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