Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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