Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
