we're chasing vodka with high fives
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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