so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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