Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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