Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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