Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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