Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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