How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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