do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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