This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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