Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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