Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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