no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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