This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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