I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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