apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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