he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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