shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Randomize