She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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