yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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