I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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