the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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