ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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