Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Girls should come with a carfax report
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
