normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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