drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
someone owes me an orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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