Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.