doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just pynch a tree in the face
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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