just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.