that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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