Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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