do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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