Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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