I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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