I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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