Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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