The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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