Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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