So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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