have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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