Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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