we made out on top of his cat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i need some magic done to my vagina
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
