We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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