I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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