I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
