you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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