I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't think brook has ever known best
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Those nachos came to me in a dream
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
