2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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