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im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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