I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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